Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tiger Woods return

Any ‘fessing up Tiger did on last weekend’s ESPN interview has been wiped dirty again, thanks to porn queen Devon James. James announced on this morning’s Bubba the Love Sponge radio show that Tiger hired her for his other favorite past time.

Tiger’s 15th alleged mistress said that she and Tiger met while engaging in a threesome, for which he paid each woman $2,000. Tiger gave James his number. A two-and-a-half year affair followed. Oh, and Tiger, who James called “well-endowed,”, also sent a bunch of dirty text messages.

Former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer, who also happens to be Tiger’s PR man, must be banging his head against a wall right now. If Tiger really wants to remake his image, he either needs to embrace his not-so-inner pervert or lay low for another 6 months.

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